View Single Post
  #10 (permalink)   Report Post  
Posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.rec.driving,alt.usenet.kooks
Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_13_] Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_13_] is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 615
Default Janet talks about "those long English cucumbers."

On 3/23/2016 4:31 PM, Janet B wrote:
>
> I don't know how they sell. Those long, shrink-wrapped English
> cucumbers smell funny and taste off. Every once in awhile I get a
> craving for cucumber during the winter and I buy one of those
> cucumbers. I think they are nasty. Since they are available
> everywhere, I have to assume that many people like them. I'm hoping
> the vinegar and oil salad dressing for tonight will cover the taste.
> Janet US
>


Janet, normally these cucumbers are delicious. Perhaps you got the ones
Miss Recktum was using to dildo her colostomy hole?

And remember this: a cuke a day keeps *******s away.