Julie Bove wrote:
>
> "Roy" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Monday, March 21, 2016 at 9:55:46 PM UTC-6, Julie Bove wrote:
> >> Although this did leave a hideous mess...
> >
> > <deletion for brevity's sake>
> >
> > March 21 2016 Julie Bovie - Tale of Woe - No charge - Condensed version.
> >
> > I accidentally tipped over a pot of hot water that I had cooked some pasta
> > in.
> >
> No. I didn't tip anything over. The pot shot off of the stove. This is
> what I can not explain. I was standing at the cutting board which is about
> 3 feet from the stove.

ummmm....no? The pot of hot water just "shot off the stove" while you
were
standing 3 feet away?