Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article >, zxcvbob
> > wrote:
> (snippage, including attributions)
>
>>>>>Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
>>>>>report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
>>>>>it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Pastorio
>>>>
>>>>Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
>>>>I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.
>>>
>>>Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
>>>Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.
>>
>>"PLEEZE don't beet me with that thar wooden spoon. ANYTHIN' but that."
>>
>>Best regards,
>>Bob
>
>
> Oh, Lord! Not you, too!! mumblemumblebeetmemumblemumble


Sorry, I was tryin' to write in dialect and I'm outta practice; I
shoulda said "don' beat me wit dat thar wooden spoon..." Didn't mean to
scare ya.

I'm sure Freud would have something nasty to say about my use of "beet",
but he should mind his own business (like dat thar cee-gar dat *he*
smok'd. Hmmm...)

Bob