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Default I could not open my coffee can

It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge of
the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney will
be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd go
to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of dry
food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates it.
He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.



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