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Default Stinky fridge syndrome...

On Wed, 10 Feb 2016 11:57:51 -1000, dsi1 > wrote:

>On 2/10/2016 11:06 AM, Je?us wrote:
>> On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 07:50:33 +1100, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 10 Feb 2016 10:48:47 -1000, dsi1
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2/10/2016 10:35 AM, Jeßus wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 10 Feb 2016 10:23:59 -1000, dsi1
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> You won't find it in my kitchen because the bag of salt that I bought
>>>>>> had hard, insoluble, quartz-like, particles in the mix. I suppose I
>>>>>> could have dissolved the salt in water and evaporated the water out but
>>>>>> that seems kinda pointless.
>>>>>
>>>>> You can buy it in any form, what I buy has the same consistency of
>>>>> normal table salt. Only practical difference usage-wise is it doesn't
>>>>> contain anti-caking agents, so I have to shake the jar/shaker before
>>>>> using. It tastes so much better than normal table salt.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It ought to There's a lot of Earth's history locked in those crystals.
>>>> Unlike most seasonings, it contains no atoms connected with mankind. The
>>>> air we breathe contains molecules that Jesus once breathed. Fossil salt,
>>>> however, contains no molecules of our species. It's rather unique in
>>>> that regard.
>>>
>>> Which American wants to consume molecules that Jesus never breathed?

>>
>> Maybe such molecules can be bought on eBay?
>> Might be a golden opportunity going begging there. Could also sell
>> some 'jesus' toast, corn flakes and anything else he's appeared on.
>>

>
>We don't need to buy no stinkin' product on eBay. Jesus molecules are
>free for all of mankind to enjoy.


That doesn't sound like something the religious oligarchs would
approve of. A free Jesus? Nah.

>It's probably the reason we enjoy
>breathing so much.