On 7/02/2016 9:00 AM, S Viemeister wrote:
> On 2/6/2016 12:53 PM, Janet wrote:
>
>>
>> last week we got connected to the island's brand new undersea-
>> cable highspeed broadband. Nyah nyah nyah.
>>
> <grinds teeth>
> About a year ago, OpenReach ran fibre along the north coast road - but
> they didn't bother to run a line up the road past my house. Our
> 'broadband' is so incredibly slow, a number of people in the village
> have gone over to satellite.
>
You don't have broadband, you have 'fraudband'. ;-)

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