On 1/20/2016 12:33 PM, Janet wrote:
> Long ago a Glasgow journalist wrote an account of her husband "cooking
> a salmon in the dishwasher" which he set out to prove was possible. It
> went something like this;
>
> Husband neglected to wrap the salmon in foil, puts a whole fish in the
> machine and turns it on. The program was so long the fish disintegrated
> and blocked the filter so the machine couldn't empty.
>
> He managed to open the door releasing a flood of water and bits of
> salmon into the kitchen. While he fetched the floor mop, the family dog
> gobbled as much salmon as possible; husband returns and shouts swearily
> at dog; dog runs up stairs, meeting someone rushing down to see what the
> shouting is about; dog turns round and vomits copiously down the stairs.
>
> Janet UK
>
Gee, that sounds like the smart and fun way to do things!

I don't steam fish nor do I poach fish. But I can assure you, if I did,
it would not be in the dishwasher.

Jill