On 28/12/2015 05:28, Lady Veteran wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Dec 2015 02:45:55 +0100 (CET), "Jim" > wrote:
>
>> May your troughs be full and your days merry and bright.
>
> May Santa bring you a brain and some humanity.
>
> He probably won't though. He doesn't visit pet shops.

Doesn't he?

So where does he buy the treats for his reindeer?