On Saturday, November 28, 2015 at 11:30:05 AM UTC-8, tert in seattle wrote:
> My Turkey day got contaminated with some of the kids' entertainment
> in the form of the Smurfs Movie. I can't quite put my finger on what
> is so horrifying about it but trust me, I'm not kidding, viewer
> discretion is advised.

Smurfette is the victim of human trafficking, that's why.

> My main concern now is how long the adverse
> effects will linger, especially from that awful song.

Try watching the Lego movie?