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John Kuthe[_2_]
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Crappy turkey
On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 07:34:09 -0800 (PST),
wrote:
>On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 9:56:00 AM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
>> On Mon, 09 Nov 2015 08:22:10 -0600, John Kuthe >
>> wrote:
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>> >On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 04:59:07 -0800 (PST), MisterDiddyWahDiddy
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >>I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>> >>GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>> >>on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>> >>way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>> >>wants a real turkey too.
>> >>
>> >>A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>> >>
>> >>--Bryan
>> >
>> >You think that was a synthetic turkey? Smoked in the grocery store's
>> >smoker or your's, it's still a turkey. But you ARE correct in that
>> >when the grocery store cooks it, you don't necessarally know how the
>> >turkey started out. A real fresh unadulterated non-antibiotic sodden
>> >turkey, or one of those saline injected meat slugs like a Butterball
>> >turkey!
>> >
>> >One of the best turkey's I cooked with mny family was an Amish turkey
>> >I got from Starr's, 2 to 3 times the price of the saline injected meat
>> >slugs they sell at grocery stores, but subtley much more delicious.
>> >
>> >John Kuthe...
>>
>> Plus it's extremely UNgracious of you to sneer at another's gift of a
>> Thankgiving dinner. Not surprising though, from someone most likely
>> suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No empathy, thinks
>> he's superior to everyone else.
>>
>> John Kuthe...
>
>Well, look at it this way - as nasty as he is, he still got invited to Thanksgiving. What are you and your hand planning for the holiday?
I was invited to MY family's Thanksgiving too. I'm making and being my
Majical Garlic Potatoes (they were requested!) and I'm sure most of
not all the oither dishes being made and served will be wonderfully
delicious. I have some great cookers in my family, and *I* don't sneer
haughtily at their efforts as Bryan seems to do to his family's
efforts. That is a sign/symptom of his probable Narcissistic
Personality Disorder.
John Kuthe...
OBRecipe:
It's a recipe from a local restaurant that I got in a newsletter years
ago. I'll give you my slightly modified version:
5 lbs potatoes
4 cups 40% cream
2 heads of fresh garlic (not the stuff in jars!)
1 tsp salt
1 tsp white pepper (black pepper works too, but makes black specks in
the sauce!)
Gruyere swiss cheese
Peel (optional I suppose) and slice up the potatoes into chunk slices
about 1/4 inch thick. Peel and mince the garlic, and I pare that
little green plant out of the middle of each clove (A PITA, but it's
kinda fun too!)
In a large pot, put the potato pieces, the cream, the garlic and the
salt and pepper and bring to a gentle boil for about 10-15 mins. Thin
with a little milk to make it easy to stir.
Then pour into a shallow baking pan like a lasagna pan, and grate
Gruyere cheese on top. Bake at 350F for 40 mins or into until the
Gruyere gets light golden brown.
Let sit for 30 mins after baking, and enjoy!
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