MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> wants a real turkey too.

Well then buck up and BUY your own turkey, you insufferably ungrateful
sponger!

> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
> --Bryan

Which is more than you GODDAMN Deserve!