In news:rec.food.cooking, zxcvbob > posted on Mon, 23
Aug 2004 01:06:50 -0500:

> wrote:
> > My doctor told me my problem is all related to whoremoans.
> > I really do feel he is correct, because everytime I spend a night with
> > a whore, she moans all night. What should I do to solve this problem?
>
> Do you really expect us to believe a whore stays with you all night?
> More like 5 or 10 minutes, I'll bet.

Yeah, in a hostage situation until she grabs his gun and shoots herself to
end her misery.

Damaeus