Ophelia wrote in rec.food.cooking:

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> "Bruce" > wrote in message
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> >On Sat, 15 Aug 2015 21:50:40 +1000, Bruce >
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> > > On Sat, 15 Aug 2015 11:52:58 +0100, "Ophelia"
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> >>>"Bruce" > wrote in message
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> > > > > On Sat, 15 Aug 2015 09:56:20 +0100, "Ophelia"
> > > > > > wrote:
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> >>>>>"Bruce" > wrote in message
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> > > > > > > On Sat, 15 Aug 2015 09:04:46 +0100, "Ophelia"
> > > > > > > > wrote:
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> >>>>>>>"Opinicus" > wrote in
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> > > > > > > > > Saint Roch is the patron saint of dogs.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Also of bachelors, diseased cattle, falsely accused
> > > > > > > > > people, invalids,
> > > > > > > > > Istanbul, surgeons, tile-makers, gravediggers,
> > > > > > > > > second-hand dealers, pilgrims, and apothecaries.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Food reference:
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> > > > > > > > > Be sure to take one or more to lunch tomorrow!
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> > > > > > > > I'll stick with the dogs)
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> > > > > > > Oh come on, take a risk. Have lunch with a gravedigger.
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> > > > > > No, my dog won't let me !
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> > > > Did I never tell you how clever my dog is? Her vet calls her a
> > > > 'smart cookie' )
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> > > What did she do to deserve that?
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> > Wait, could be a 'he' too.
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> cough the hint was - Her vet calls her a 'smart cookie' )
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> Have you had your weetabix yet today?? ;-)

Some UK jokes dont come over real well

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