On 5/18/2015 4:30 PM, Orbiting The SolarSphere wrote:
> This is dated, but there's enough here to still be valid. Yes,
> your noosefroup has become infested with Spammy.
>
> WHAT IS SPAMMY?
> Spammy goes by too many aliases to list here. He/She changes his/her
> alias at least once a week, often several times a week, depending on
> how badly he/she has his/her ass kicked in a debate. Spammy roams the
> political NG's pretending to be a patriot, but adds little evidence of
> such to support such wild claims. He/she has admitted to having
> avoided serving his/her country. Sadly, Spammy is a clueless troll who
> tries albeit unsuccessfully to have a valid argument about anything
> legitimate.
> For most in these NG's, Spammy has become so much of a botheration
> that he/she is regularly plonked into the trash can by many regulars
> once the new alias appears. With the diminishing rather than growing
> number of posters in these NG's, Spammy is fairly easy to spot. Each
> time a new alias appears, thelikelihood of it being Spammy is fairly
> high. Here are some things to watch for:
>
> 1. Spammy has apparantly finally figured out how to change
> newsservers. Those of you with robust newsreader programs can design a
> filter to trash all posts from his new newsserver with a high level of
> confidence that his/her posts will disappear. Spammy is too chicken to
> post under a real name and provide an IP address although through
> research one has been determined (more on this later in
> the post).
>
> 2. Look for the continued use of extremely foul language, including
> delusions of bestiality and pedophilia. He/she is often hard pressed
> for a better rebuttal than to start yelling. Here are some examples.
>
> > "No, on your knees child - NOW!!!!!!!
> > You will be my little slut puppy. I will have you
> > down on your knees, willing to suck cock or a strap on."
> >
> > **** you. **** your soul. ... **** you and your ratings. Got it?
> Good.
> > - Jun 30 2004, 11:51 pm by King Samuel
> >
> > **** YOU CANUCK *******! ...
> > - Jun 12 2004, 6:04 pm by King Samuel
> >
> > **** you lying TRAITOR! No reason huh? ... **** you
> > fenris you shitter.
> > - Jun 4 2004, 10:36 am by King Samuel
> >
> > Shitzer you pantywaist sack of leftist shit, **** you to ...
> > - May 9 2004, 12:04 pm by King Samuel
> >
> > you, ****ing socialist ******* traitor - **** you to HELL!
> > - May 26 2004, 11:00 pm by King Samuel
> >
> > **** you to Hell you worthless turd....
> > - May 10 2004, 5:48 pm by King Samuel
> >
> > Do you even KNOW what "vitriolic" means? I intended standard
> English Your
> > hateful intentions so noted, **** you straight to HELL!
> > - Jun 8 2004, 8:07 pm by King Samuel
> >
> > . **** you to HELL you lying sack of leftist crap.
> > - Jun 2 2004, 10:18 am by King Samuel
> >
> > I suppose Reagan would **** you, drop dead you worthless
> scumsucker.
> > - Jun 12 2004, 6:06 pm by King Samuel
> >
> > **** YOU TO HELL BOY!! I **** ON YOU!
> > - Jun 3 2004, 10:49 pm by King Samuel
> >
> > **** YOU TO HELL KIWI *******!
> > - Jun 1 2004, 7:10 pm by King Samuel
> >
> > **** YOU TO HELL TOO ASSHOLE!
> > - May 12 2004, 10:10 am by King Samuel
> >
> > **** YOU TRAITOR!
> > - May 7 2004, 11:32 pm by King Samuel
> >
> > you schmuck. You asshole! **** yourself, twinkie. ...
> > - May 31 2004, 11:59 am by King Samuel
> >
> > **** America, you rotten sons of
> > bitches! **** off, slimeball. Classy bitch....very classy. ...
> > - May 21 2004, 11:31 pm by King Samuel
>
> 3. A typical Spammy pattern will be to respond in an almost human
> manner on the first day of the new alias to try and suck people in.
> Rooting him/her out is relatively easy. Just say something bad about
> Bush or Republicans. Works every time. With each passing post, one can
> see Spammy's blood pressure rise until the answers start arriving in
> all capital letters. Shortly thereafter, Spammy will disappear and
> resurface with a new alias. About once a month, Spammy disappears
> for a week or more. There are several theories about why this happens,
> among the most logical are a trip to the psych ward for new meds, he
> pulled his head out of his ass again or a he got another lobotomy.
>
> 4. Spammy often tries to intimidate people by posting something
> inflammatory that the poster has previously posted as a rebuttal to
> their post. He is also known to attempt humor by changing the
> signature of other posters. His favorite targets seem to be Shatzer,
> TorresD, Gatt and others. It is often good for a laugh how many times
> he tries the same tricks unsuccessfully.
>
> 5. One of Spammy's favorite ploys is to erase the complete post of the
> previous poster and add a foul reply, thinking that by erasing the
> previous post, Spammy has somehow erased it from the NG. Spammy seems
> too simple minded to understand that the original post remains
> regardless of how many times he/she erases it during the reply.
>
> 6. Spammy always gets the last words. They may be suitable only for
> his/her clients at the local transexual bar bathroom, but nevertheless
> it is futile to try and outpost the Spamster. Attempting to post a
> follow up will only warrant another volley of smut.
>
> 7. Spammy often posts the IP address lookup of the poster if it is
> available as if he/she has outed that person. Since turnabout is fair
> play, here is the IP address from which Spammy posts: 206.124.6.34
> <206-124-6-34.denver.dsl.forethought.net>. Using the following web
> site (http://www.ip-adress.com/) with the satellite function clicked,
> one can zoom in on the apartment complex of exactly where this
> useless, toothless piece of pedophilic trailer trash lives.
>
> 8. Spammy often posts 24/7, leading one to believe that he/she doesn't
> work and stays at home a lot. There have been many theories, including
> Spammy being recluse, handicapped, alchoholic, pedophilic, drug
> addict, etc. The truth is that we don't really know what it is that
> Spammy does for work or enjoyment. But as he seems to be at the
> computer 24/7, one can easily envision him spending his
> days ordering Viagra and Cialis from the countless email offers he
> receives and answering all of those African emails about wire
> transfers and lottery award notices. Probably keeps him busy enough.
>
> So who is Spammy? Throughout the years, many have posted who they
> believe Spammy to truly be. For example, one poster using the alias
> Liberator, suggested that Spammy is actually Virginia Dawn Newbon.
> Liberator has posted home addresses and even a cell phone number of
> Newbon, who is living on the East Coast. This hardly fits with the IP
> address above being Denver based. Liberator seems obsessed with
> Spammy and has even (get the barf bag ready) proposed marriage. Since
> many of Spammy's earlier posts were to Colorado based NG's, and he/she
> still frequents them and uses a Denver based IP address, Newbon
> doesn't seem likely to be Spammy. A better possibility was presented
> relatively early in Spammy's posting history. It seems that the
> posting patterns above matched exactly a poster by the name of Chris
> West who was using an Earthlink ISP and the email address
> " for a short while prior to the appearance
> of Spammy. West, who happens to live extremly close to where the ISP
> locator shows on the satellite picture from the above mentioned web
> site, seems the most likely answer. It should be said that Chris may
> also be a neighbor of Spammy and just another victim of identity theft
> as one of Spammy's infinite aliases. As the name Chris can be either
> female or male, Spammy remains sexless (pun intended). A quick search
> at ZABA reveals that Chris West lives at:
>
> 925 Downing St.
> Denver, CO
>
> Further information on West can be easily obtained through websites
> like ZABA Search (http://www.zabasearch.com/).
>
> WHAT TO DO ABOUT SPAMMY?
> There are a number of options. The aforementioned filter of his
> newsserver is one. Many newsgroup reader programs also have the option
> of setting a time limit on the filters. 30 days should be more than
> enough for every alias as Spammy never uses an alias for more than a
> week or so. Also, forwarding his posts in entirety (with all headers)
> to his newsserver with a complaint is not a bad option.
> Responding to any of Spammy's posts is tantamount to poking the lion
> in the ass with a red hot iron stick and often the best way to provoke
> further trolling, but if you choose to do so, caveat emptor.
> Responsding to a Spammy post by reposting this FAQ is also acceptable.
> As always, the best way to get a useless troll to go away is to ignore
> him. Eventually he will just stick his head back up his ass and
> forget.

LOL!

Is that who Jeffy is?

Seriously?

This is pure hilarity.