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Default Is there a way to slice meat thinly as luncheon meat at home?


"W. Lohman" > wrote in message
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> On 4/23/2015 10:03 AM, sf wrote:
>> On Thu, 23 Apr 2015 09:25:57 -0600, "W. Lohman" > wrote:
>>
>>> On 4/23/2015 12:23 AM, sf wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 22 Apr 2015 21:31:55 -0400, jmcquown >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 4/22/2015 8:14 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Apr 2015 16:41:33 -0700, sf > wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Apr 2015 17:20:12 -0400, Ed Pawlowski >
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 4/22/2015 3:15 PM, Vic Smith wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> He has the answer. An Amazon meat slicer with over 300 reviews
>>>>>>>>> averaging 4 stars. What was it, about 60 bucks?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Read some of the 1 star reviews. They are really crappy for any
>>>>>>>> type of
>>>>>>>> serious use.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He wasn't looking for anything long term, he just wanted so slice
>>>>>>> some
>>>>>>> lunch meat because his sister and her children were moving in with
>>>>>>> him
>>>>>>> for a "few months", which a normal person would interpret as
>>>>>>> significantly less than a year.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For a couple three months it makes much more sence to shop cold cuts
>>>>>> at the local deli, they slice for free, FATSO ASS! Eating cold cuts
>>>>>> every day for three months his sister and her children would have a
>>>>>> much fatter ass you you, sf.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I do wish you'd get over pontificating about sf's ass. It makes you
>>>>> look very childish.
>>>>>
>>>> In a way. Mainly it makes him look like he has a big time fat fetish.
>>>> He has turned me into his fat goddess and is lusting after me.
>>>> Everything else he had to say in his drunken stupor was designed to
>>>> appear on topic, but that was way beyond his capability.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Odd that Shelly doesn't wax poetic over your breasts (his normal
>>> obsession), something Freudian there perchance?

>>
>> It's pretty simple: he's in lust and inference isn't his strong point,
>> so he takes every opportunity to not read between the lines and state
>> the obvious as an excuse to spew his drunken fat ass comments. He's a
>> pathetic old man who just needs a high five - with a chair to the
>> head.
>>

> LOL!
>
> Fact is when their pencil lead runs out all that's left is mouth.


Which could use a good bar of soap many times.

Cheri