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On Sunday, March 22, 2015 at 9:29:05 AM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2015 04:27:48 -0700 (PDT), Bryan-TGWWW
> > wrote:
>
> >On Saturday, March 21, 2015 at 9:23:38 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> >> On Sat, 21 Mar 2015 20:25:01 -0400, Brooklyn1
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Koochie wrote:
> >> >>Dave Smith wrote:
> >> >>>BBQ wrote:
> >> >>>> I'm preparing a steak, and with it I want a salad.
> >> >>>> Of course I need salad dressing as well.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> I want it creamy and rich, but without adding all of the fat, so I
> >> >>>> simply use a mixture of half mayonnaise and half greek yogurt. The
> >> >>>> greek yogurt is a healthy alternative to using all mayonnaise as there
> >> >>>> is less cholesterol.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> How are your salad dressings?
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>If you want rich and creamy without the fat you should consider Ranch
> >> >>>dressing. It is made with buttermilk, which is low fat.
> >> >>
> >> >>Anyone who says Ranch dressing is low fat is talking out their ass!
> >> >
> >> >Being a cowgirl you would know... ranch is the most lubricious anal
> >> >lubricant.
> >> >http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lubricious
> >>

> >John doesn't need anal lubricant because he can't find any little girls
> >who are willing to let him sodomize them.
> >>
> >> I use EVOO or the cheapest vegetable oil!! Mmmmmmm! :-)
> >>

> >I know you use "the cheapest vegetable oil" (blended with petroleum
> >jelly) as a masturbation lubricant, but you actually EAT that shit?

> ...
> >--Bryan

>
> No, just use it as lube. Don't worry Bryan, I only eat EVOO and
> butter.
>
> Your food snobbery is safe!
>

That's not about my food snobbery. Soy oil is unhealthful.
>
> John Kuthe...
>
>

--Bryan