On Sunday, March 22, 2015 at 12:44:40 PM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> >
> > John doesn't need anal lubricant because he can't find any little girls
> > who are willing to let him sodomize them. Mmmmmmm! :-)
> > >
> > I know you use "the cheapest vegetable oil" (blended with petroleum
> > jelly) as a masturbation lubricant, but you actually EAT that shit?
>
> You two need to get a room and keep it there. Sheldon too lately. All
> this weirdo sex talk is getting a bit old even for me lately. RFC is
> not the ng to spout all this off. Get some class and at least keep it
> all rated PG or less. sheeze! >;-[]

Gary, *you* are the sexual weirdo. You are a man who would rather share
his bed with a ferret than with a woman. I'm not in any way implying that
you have sex with the ferret, but it's the fact that you prefer the
non-sexual, affectionate relationship with the animal to a sexual,
affectionate relationship with a woman (or a man).

Hey, speaking of unconventional relationships, you asked for a synopsis,
and I sent you one. Did you get it?

--Bryan