On Saturday, March 21, 2015 at 9:23:38 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Sat, 21 Mar 2015 20:25:01 -0400, Brooklyn1
> > wrote:
>
> >Koochie wrote:
> >>Dave Smith wrote:
> >>>BBQ wrote:
> >>>> I'm preparing a steak, and with it I want a salad.
> >>>> Of course I need salad dressing as well.
> >>>>
> >>>> I want it creamy and rich, but without adding all of the fat, so I
> >>>> simply use a mixture of half mayonnaise and half greek yogurt. The
> >>>> greek yogurt is a healthy alternative to using all mayonnaise as there
> >>>> is less cholesterol.
> >>>>
> >>>> How are your salad dressings?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>If you want rich and creamy without the fat you should consider Ranch
> >>>dressing. It is made with buttermilk, which is low fat.
> >>
> >>Anyone who says Ranch dressing is low fat is talking out their ass!
> >
> >Being a cowgirl you would know... ranch is the most lubricious anal
> >lubricant.
> >http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lubricious
>
John doesn't need anal lubricant because he can't find any little girls
who are willing to let him sodomize them.
>
> I use EVOO or the cheapest vegetable oil!! Mmmmmmm! :-)
>
I know you use "the cheapest vegetable oil" (blended with petroleum
jelly) as a masturbation lubricant, but you actually EAT that shit?
>
> John Kuthe...
>
>
--Bryan