Koochie wrote:
>Dave Smith wrote:
>>BBQ wrote:
>>> I'm preparing a steak, and with it I want a salad.
>>> Of course I need salad dressing as well.
>>>
>>> I want it creamy and rich, but without adding all of the fat, so I
>>> simply use a mixture of half mayonnaise and half greek yogurt. The
>>> greek yogurt is a healthy alternative to using all mayonnaise as there
>>> is less cholesterol.
>>>
>>> How are your salad dressings?
>>
>>
>>If you want rich and creamy without the fat you should consider Ranch
>>dressing. It is made with buttermilk, which is low fat.
>
>Anyone who says Ranch dressing is low fat is talking out their ass!

Being a cowgirl you would know... ranch is the most lubricious anal
lubricant.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lubricious