.....cuz it's sure a lot smarter than me!

Yes, I took the bait. A real adroid tracfone for $30. Plus I had
about 18 hrs unused time. Now, I can make it call my land-line. Not
much else. I guess I'm supposed to sign some sorta EULA w/ gobble to
get the rest of the connectivity features/apps working. How does one
go about opening a bogus gobble acct?

nb