Let's make a list, shall we?

-A&W burritos had peas in them.
-She spent years yapping about her chicken intolerance, then a few weeks ago slipped up and said she was eating chicken noodle soup.
-She had a nail in her foot, and didn't know about it.
-She can't change any light bulbs in her house.
-She put up a website about her daughter in 2010, but somehow it was Bryan Simmons that put the website up.
-She sits around on the Internet day and night while guzzling diet soda, but that doesn't contribute to her *health problems*.
-Her husband belongs to some mysterious, un-named religion that calls for not eating meat on Christmas Eve, and he can't heat up a can of soup for himself.
-Her disgusting, dysfunctional family all have to have separate meals prepared for them by this dolt because they have a 38947238904723897238947238923908 health problems/food phobias.
-They have a gardener (LOL!)

That's just a few off of the top of my head. The list could go into the hundreds, even thousands.

Flame on!