On Thursday, November 6, 2014 4:04:44 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
> It's not that cold and miserable. It was a nice day to be hiking in the
> woods. My wife, the Braising Queen, started a stew. She stuck it in the
> fridge for the night and then added some potatoes and carrots and stuck
> it into the oven for a while. I am drooling in anticipation.

Go in the kitchen while she is talking and distract her so she will burn her fingers. Oh wait, only you are that stupid.