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On Tuesday, October 14, 2014 10:02:48 PM UTC-5, JohnJohn wrote:
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> >>Somehow, a bird got into our house. It's hiding behind the stove right now.

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> >>My cat got to chase it around, and probably will again. I hope it flies out

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> >>onto the enclosed porch, and I can close the door. Other than those French

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> >>doors, the only egress is the cat door, which the bird cannot open.

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> >>--Bryan

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> >Your cat can't kill a bird, you cut it's fingers and knuckles off when

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> >you had it declawed! :-(

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> That's animal abuse. The PETA should do the same to him. They get to
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I remember taunting a bunch of those B-12 deficient pussies about 23
years ago. They were protesting the use us research animals at the U of
S Florida, so I bought a raw steak, and stood across the street from them
eating it out of my hand and telling them that they should be denied life
saving medical procedures because animal testing had been used to develop
the treatments. I yelled stuff about how they looked pale, and like they needed some meat. I just had some excellent brisket, done with commercial
charcoal and cherry wood. I don't know which of you is Pussy John1, but
the other is Pussy John2.

Of course, I'm the one who is truly like a cat. I kill animals and eat them,
albeit indirectly; because of my desire for eating animal flesh, animals are
killed. I have an indoor cat that has been surgically altered, both
reproductively, and in the way you object to. Like a cat, I am a top of the
food chain predator, and the myoglobin-rich juices from animals are second
only to that other juiciness that doesn't involve harm, but that crass folks
refer to as *pussy*.

My cat seems happy. She's purring on my lap right now. I don't feed her
grain-based kibble because unlike humans, she is an obligatory carnivore, and
like Oksana Femen, I say, "**** your morals."

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--Bryan
"I have lots of vegetarian buddies. Whatever their reasons, that's fine. If
they preach to me, I tell them to shove their little moralism up their asses.
My first loyalty is to my own species."
--Me, in alt.punk, 6/23/1999