On Wed, 15 Oct 2014 15:45:23 -0700, "Paul M. Cook" >
wrote:

>"Janet" > wrote in message
et...
>> In article >, says...
>> What shall we cook for the funeral party.. would a barbecue be
>> tactless...
>
>
>I'll bring a keg.

Excellent. That'll cover me, but you'll need to bring another one for
everyone else. Thanks.