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Ed Pawlowski wrote:


> Hi Bob, Sorry about the loss of your friend, TJ. He promised that I could have his computer and TV so I'll be picking them up this weekend. He also told me where the cash is hidden so please leave a couple of shopping bags by the door too.


I'm sorry too, Ed - I already sold TJ's tv and computer (the buyer is coming from them first thing in the morning) - and I also found his money. He was not as good at hiding things as he often boasted. I tried the old "Hide it in the most obvious place" method. It didn't work. I will be using his money to put down first and last month's rent on an apartment I found yesterday and will be moved out of this rathole by the time you arrive. I am letting you know this to save the trouble of coming here for nothing. The only thing of TJ's you will find in this apartment are remnants of the thousands of farts he cut within this tiny space over the years, the stench and aura glued to the walls and flourishing in the porous woodwork where entire universes spawned by his man clouds now thrive until the disinfectant boys come in to clean it up for the next person.

TJ

PS.......... My computer is crashing a lot and each accessed post takes forever to receive and to send, so I will say now to all who responded that I read your messages in full and apprecitte them - thanks.