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"Ed Pawlowski" > wrote in message
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> On 9/24/2014 12:22 AM, koko wrote:
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>>>
>>> My name is Bob Smith. I was Tommy Joseph's best friend. About a week
>>> ago he developed horrible pains in his stomach along with vomiting and
>>> fever. I took him to the hospital in a wheelchair, about two miles
>>> away. I stole the wheelchair from a local hospital to use as a novelty
>>> in my apartment and was thinking of getting rid of it until this need
>>> arose. I took Tommy to the hospital where he died 2 days later. I am
>>> now living in his apartment and using his computer to send this post.
>>> Doctors say it was food poisoning. The symptoms appeared within one day
>>> of him first eating his sun-dried tomato stew. I didn't eat any because
>>> I didn't trust the sell date. I told him to throw them out. Instead he
>>> insisted on consulting people in this group whose consensus was to go
>>> ahead and use them. Now he is dead. Thanks a lot, people. Nice
>>> computer though. Love his tv, way bigger than the one I had in my
>>> rathole apartment where

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> Hi Bob, Sorry about the loss of your friend, TJ. He promised that I could
> have his computer and TV so I'll be picking them up this weekend. He also
> told me where the cash is hidden so please leave a couple of shopping bags
> by the door too.


Are you sure??? He told me *I* could have his cash!!!

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