On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 17:33:29 -0700, "Julie Bove"
> wrote:

>I don't make anything up! Not on the newsgroups anyway.
<snip>
>Anyway... If I wanted to tell tall tales, I am certain that I have the
>ability to come up with something much more creative and less mundane
>that what I write here.

From alt.home.repair:

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" We had to have our house raccoon proofed. One snatched our two cats
out the window and we never got one of them back. Totally damaged the
screen and even with the cats gone, still tried to get in numerous
times. That was a bad summer"