I've been asked to cook!
On Saturday, September 20, 2014 11:39:37 PM UTC-5, Julie Bove wrote:
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> What do you mean, "Given the rest of the females in the family?" The oldest
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> daughter isn't a bit overweight.
God, for a moment there I thought that you were revealing that *you* had
taken more than one dump into the gene pool.
> I think part of the problem at least from
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> what I've seen on the show is that they live next door to some sort of
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> Quickie Mart. The kids often walk over there to buy food.
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They're ****ing mouth breathing pieces of genetic garbage.
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> The mom is legally blind and can't drive. So it's not like she could go to
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> the grocery store, whenever. And what she does buy is cheap food. They
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> showed her going to some kind of sale. I can't remember the name but I
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> think it was brought up here before. Something where they sell excess food,
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> perhaps expired food. It's usually junky food like baked goods. She
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> doesn't seem to want to spend much money on food. They also buy those giant
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> containers of cheese balls. That seems to be a favorite food.
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No one here is surprised that you are intimately familiar with the Honey
Boo Boo show.
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> And when she does cook, she usually just globs everything together in one
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> pan. She did that with the Thanksgiving dinner. Looked horrible. She also
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> makes "sketti". She put a lot of "butter" (soft spread margarine) in that
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> and I think, ketchup. That was dinner.
That makes some of the trashy cooking described on this NG seem decent
in comparison.
When I was very young, there was a girl who was nicknamed Boo Boo down the
road. We played comparative anatomy. I was a lucky little boy.
--Bryan
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