On Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:59:17 -0700, "Julie Bove"
> wrote:

>
>"Janet" > wrote in message
et...
>> In article >, says...
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>>> "barbie gee" > wrote in message
>>> hcrg.pbz...
>>> >
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>>> > and our bodies are ~60% water, not 60% Diet Coke!
>>>
>>> Mine isn't!
>>
>> <laughs>
>>
>> Yours is 60% diet soda, 40% beans, and a lot of farts.
>
>Farting is not a problem that I have.

It's a problem for everyone else, because we can't tell the difference
from what comes out of either end of you.