In article > ,
"Peter Aitken" > wrote:
> "Mark Shaw" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article > ,
> > (Kenneth Leja) wrote:
> > >Dear posters, what did we turkeys ever do to you? We're innocent birds
> > >who have done no one any harm.
> >
> > It's your own dang fault for being so freakin' tasty!
> >
>
> I am always amused when people talk about "innocent" turkeys (or some other
> animal that people like to eat). Are there guilty turkeys? If so, is it OK
> to kill and eat them? How do you tell a guilty turkey from an innocent one -
> hold a trial? Are there turkey lawyers? Judges? Who could be on the jury? It
> really opens up a whole hornet's nest of questions.
Judge to the jury: "Well, ladies and gentleman, have you reached a
verdict?"
Jury to judge: "Yes, your honor, we have. Off with his head!"
Judge to defendant: " Sir, have you any last words?"
Defendant shouts defiantly: "Gobble, gobble, gobble!"
Regards,
Dave W.
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