On Wed, 13 Aug 2014 16:38:58 +1000, John > wrote:

>On Tue, 12 Aug 2014 16:42:53 -0700 (PDT), Bryan-TGWWW
> wrote:
>
>>On Tuesday, August 12, 2014 6:38:54 PM UTC-5, Kalmia wrote:
>>> "Here's lookin' at you, kid" RIP.
>>
>>One of the characters in my book is named Lauren, and now "John" can
>>accuse me again of making everyone's deaths about myself. Die, John.
>
>I have to die because you have a personality disorder?

No reason required in your case.