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Default Ronco Showtime Rotisserie elastic ties?

> There's no need to truss a chicken (that's foodtv claptrap), especially
not for
> rotisseried chicken 'cause no matter that it's butcher twine chances are

better
> than 50% there'll be flare ups and the twine will burn and fall off, and

then
> the bird will be out of balance and the spit will typically quit
> rotisserie-ing, and sit there in one position, and BURN... all this while

the
> cook is fifty feet away hitting on his now grown up niece and won't have a

clue
> that the only chick he got over heated is the one on the Q.
>
> Cut slits in the skin (I'm positive yoose can find your way around a

chick's
> anal area) and tuck in her legs, then do likewise with the wing tips.

Only
> time a chick needs trussing is when she's gonna get stuffed, and well

stuffed
> they don''t rotisserize, they just lie there and sizzle.
>
> Class dimissed.


the OP was talking about the ronco rotisserie sheldon, which i'm sure you
don't have. (you're far to good a cook and to cool to own one) believe me
you have to truss a chicken especially in the smaller version. so in a
nutshell, shut your ****ing cakehole ass spelunker ;-)