Dave Smith > wrote in
:

> On 2014-05-07 2:48 PM, Chemo wrote:
>> On Wednesday, May 7, 2014 11:21:47 AM UTC-7, Christopher M. wrote:
>>> Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance
>>> the other
>>>
>>> day I made ribs that were really bland.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a
>>> Southern
>>>
>>> drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of
>>> them
>>>
>>> out.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it
>>> 'put-ting'
>>>
>>> like the Brits do.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>>
>> For the love of god....do you try to be an idiot or does it just come
>> naturally?
>
>
> It is like watching a 5 year old with Play Doh.
>
Remember how Michael Jackson used to bring little boys into his bed, but he
insisted that there was nothing sexual, just affectioate? I believed him.
Christopher reminds me of Michael Jackson.
>

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--John Kuthe in rec.food.cooking, 3-7-2014