"Christopher M." > wrote in message
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> Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the
> other day I made ribs that were really bland.
>
> But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a
> Southern drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few
> of them out.
>
> I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it
> 'put-ting' like the Brits do.
>
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Sheesh! Too much excitement at your house for me!