"John Kuthe" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 7 May 2014 14:21:47 -0400, "Christopher M."
> > wrote:
>
>>Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the
>>other
>>day I made ribs that were really bland.
>>
>>But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a
>>Southern
>>drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of them
>>out.
>>
>>I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it
>>'put-ting'
>>like the Brits do.
>>
>>
>>W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>>
>
> I call them porcine intercostals!
>
> John Kuthe...

Years ago I knew a man who named his boat 'porcina mare' ("sea pig"). It was
hilarious at the time.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)