On Wednesday, May 7, 2014 11:21:47 AM UTC-7, Christopher M. wrote:
> Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the other
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> day I made ribs that were really bland.
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> But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a Southern
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> drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of them
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> I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it 'put-ting'
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> like the Brits do.
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> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

For the love of god....do you try to be an idiot or does it just come naturally?