On Wed, 7 May 2014 14:21:47 -0400, "Christopher M."
> wrote:

>Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the other
>day I made ribs that were really bland.
>
>But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a Southern
>drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of them
>out.
>
>I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it 'put-ting'
>like the Brits do.
>
>
>W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>

I call them porcine intercostals!

John Kuthe...