Dave Smith wrote:
>
> On 2014-04-24 1:46 PM, sf wrote:
> > On Thu, 24 Apr 2014 11:57:59 -0400, Dave Smith
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> On 2014-04-24 10:46 AM, sf wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 23 Apr 2014 12:25:48 -0400, Dave Smith
> >>> > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> A couple of our resident rocket scientists thought they could slam my
> >>>> suggestion by pretending that I was suggesting doing it backwards.
> >>>> Hence my short bus comment.
> >>>
> >>> No matter how you try to justify it, that was still a poorly written
> >>> statement.
> >>>
> >>
> >> The smarter people here had no trouble understanding it. Only you and
> >> your friend Julie were confused. I know that Julie is not the brightest
> >> bulb on the tree tree but I had expected better from you.
> >
> > Too bad you get YOU get so confused so easily. I said it as a joke,
> > because your writing was so completely muddled and incomprehensible.
> > Others only went by what they commonly do, not by what you wrote. You
> > flunked the writing test.
> >
>
> Oh? That was a joke. There is a remote possibility that it went over my
> head, but it is much more likely that it wasn't much of a joke at all.
> You wrote it as if it really sounded like I was was suggesting that the
> plates would have to be washed before using them to slice the tomatoes.
> The you and the Bobblehead patted each other on the back for your
> silly excuse for a joke. As I wrote above, only you and Julie had
> trouble with it.

Sorry, but cutting any tomatoes between a couple of plates was the
main joke to start with. And call with within 15 minutes and get 4
plates instead of two. Just pay shipping and handling.