"10 house rules for successful dining with kids"
In the old days, my frequent script ran like this:
Hostess: "Smoking or non?"
Me: "Non-kid...do you have a quiet corner?"
Ate in a nice place one night - and the kid 2 booths down was SO bad with the incessant screaming, a huge round of applause from the entire roomful of diners broke forth when they were leaving. The adults gave a dirty look but I don't know how they could stand it themselves.
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