On Sun, 05 Jan 2014 10:45:50 +0000, Basil Jet >
wrote:

>On 2014\01\05 06:45, Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> I have never eaten a duck and most of my meals are vegan.
>
>What if your meal was vegan, but it walked like a duck and quacked like
>a duck?

Perhaps Julie weighs the same as a duck, and therefore made of wood...
Which can mean only one thing...
Would explain a lot.