Dear posters, what did we turkeys ever do to you? We're innocent birds
who have done no one any harm.

Yet you slaughter us by the tens of millions during the Thanksgiving
season. Why? You say you want to thank god but what do we have to
thank for? Why should we be sacrificed just so you can thank God? Just
so you can stuff yourselfs and become fat and watch Football games.

Please spare me and my family. Please don't kill us en masse. We're
good animals, really.