On Sat, 28 Dec 2013 21:30:46 -0000, "Ophelia"
> wrote:

>"Jeßus" > wrote in message
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>> On Sat, 28 Dec 2013 14:31:49 +0000, Broadback
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>On 28/12/2013 13:34, Gus wrote:
>>>> Why are they almost always "fork-split" and not sliced, like bread? At
>>>> the muffin factory, instead of slicers are there machines that have
>>>> forks on the end that stab the muffins as they go by on a conveyor belt?
>>>Us Brits do love out crumpets! ;-))
>>
>> Especially with so many tarts out there!
>
>Ooh you cheeky monkey!!!

What?? It's just another baked item, isn't it??