On Mon, 23 Dec 2013, JRStern wrote:

> On Mon, 23 Dec 2013 10:12:05 -0800, "Paul M. Cook" >
> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Ubiquitous" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> It's not Christmas until Food Network airs this one!
>>>
>>> Mmm, angel food cake, canned frosting, and a can of apple pie filling!
>>>
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
>>
>>
>> You forgot the toasted pumpkin seeds and the corn nuts.
>
> And plenty of brandy, for the cake and the cook.
>
I can picture a parody of that sort of thing, but I can't remember what
show it was.

"A little bit for the cooking, a big gulp for me" or words like that, and
soon the cook is quite drunk, always taking a lot more than he put into
the cooking.

Michael