On Sunday, December 1, 2013 10:44:34 AM UTC-8, Bulie Jove wrote:

> The weirdest thing happened to me while I was preparing the turkey
> this Thanksgiving. I had a coupon for half off a turkey at Target
> which is the only kind daughter and I can eat since it comes from a
> store that also sells the kind of polyester clothes that my husband
> likes to wear around the house. I started rubbing the bird down with
> butter and the thing came alive and started flapping its wings

Stop right there. This story is fake Fake FAKE.

The real Julie only buys canned poultry.