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> On Fri, 20 Sep 2013 10:59:03 -0500, Michel Boucher
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>>> Lol, see you there, one biiiig party!
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>>Mother Teresa died and arrived in Heaven. She was met at the gates
>>by God who signed her in and showed her around. She was a bit
>>surprised at first that there was no one elsearound but she figured
>>Heaven was so big that people were just elsewhere. At one point,
>>God stopped and asked if she was hungry. She said yes, she could
>>eat something. God sat down opened a can of tuna and made two tuna
>>sandwiches. As she sat there munching, she looked down and saw the
>>people in hell, sitting at large tables groaning under the weight
>>of rich foods of all kinds: roasts, cakes, and such. And the wine
>>flowed freely. But she figured God knew what he was doing.
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>>The next morning, God showed up and took her to some other places
>>in Heave. Still she couldn't see anyone around. Heaven must be
>>REALLY big. And whenb lunchtime came, God opened another can of
>>tuna and made two tuna sandwiches. While she ate, she looked down
>>into hell and saw the same spectacle, so she felt compelled to ask:
>>"Why are the people in hell eating such lavish feasts and here we
>>only get tuna sandwiches?"
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>>"Well, you know how it is", God answered. "It's not worth cooking
>>for two."
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> Trouble is, she might well land in hell because she was not always the
> lovely person she was painted.

So we are now hearing!!!

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