cruciverbalist wrote:

> >>Anyway, my SIL (the one that moved away and left his beer brewing corn
> >>sugar behind!) loves that spatula. I wanted to get one for him as a
> >>gift but have been unsuccessful in tracking one down.
> >
> >Huh... you refer to your SIL as a "him"... does s/he have nice tits?
>
> "Son-in-law," you foul-mouthed, feeble-minded, imbecilic, cretin.

Don't be so nice to Sheldon. He'll keep coming back for more.