I've never had a stalker before; I didn't think my life was interesting
enough to attract one-- to be honest. (I don't count TJ, he's too
disorganized, disoriented,and easily distracted to stalk someone for any
length of time. He has trouble just staying on topic in a thread most the
time!)

As for stalkers, aren't they usually kinda unbalanced? Didn't that one that
kept breaking into Letterman's house off herself after a while? And of
course, there was Chapman, and Hinkley.

As for celery stalks, I hate them. Though cooked long enough in soup, is
bearable and not that noticeable. I can't stand it raw, even with peanut
butter. Too stringy and sour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADH_s4pBR3Q