"ScratchMonkey" wrote:
> > The CPU clock speed was measured in cycles per year. And
> > it was all powered by a goat on a big treadmill.
>
> Mine used giant space hamsters. They were also used for their meat. It was
> shortened to sp-ham and then to just spam.
>
> (Blatantly stolen from the AD&D Spelljammer add-on, in which the space
> hamster treadmills powered the gnomes' 'jammers.)

Okay, fine. As long as it's not buttered cats, I'm not concerned.

As for the tidal wave of geek speak in this thread, UNCLE!! I give up!
Enough already!

PLEASE!!!!