John H. Gohde wrote:

> > I'd never heard of a spleen-friendly diet, but leave it
> > to your most reliable source of dietary advice to tell us
> > about it.
>
> It's funny how readily you choose to make a fool of yourself by
> spouting forth on things you know nothing about.

Is it true that nerds voluntarily have their humor glands removed so
they can wallow in "science" stuff all day long?