In article >, "Julie Bove" >
wrote:

> "Paul M. Cook" > wrote in message
> ...
> > This happened to me:
> >
> > Around Christmas of 06 I was going to make a tiramisu. I always just
> > bought ladyfinger cookies at Trader Joes. This year they were completely
> > out. So I was in a jam and went to a local market. They had none. So I
> > went to another market and while strolling the cookie aisle this young
> > lass of a worker was walking towards me and in her valley girl voice goes
> > "can I help ya find anything" and I said I am looking for ladyfingers.
> > She got a strange, almost fearful look on her face and breezed by me. I
> > could have said "cookies, they are cookies" but I figured no, let her
> > think I am looking for women's fingers to gnaw on.
> >
> > Paul
>
> There are also firecrackers called Ladyfingers.

selling those would definitely increase traffic at TJ's